What we were not told about Project Management!

Few one liners to bring out the humor in otherwise a dry subject 🙂
â—¾Shortly, Projects (status) will also be traded on the futures exchange, with stop loss on failure and buy on success
â—¾Quality and the hourglass have a lot in common- there is only so much that can pass and for anything that has to cross over, it has to exactly fit the specifications / exit criteria